A sexy soundtrack can spice up the seduction in the bedroom but if your not careful, it could turn things right round... for the worse! Check out our list of the top artists to avoid on your pound-town playlist.
MC Hammer
He really only has the one hit but it's a doozy when it comes to shaking in the sheets. 'U Can't Touch This' is so recognisable and so NOT sexy that, if it came came on in the bedroom, it might just have the power to friendzone you instantly! Don't risk it - keep your 'hammertime' to the dancefloor.
Village people
There is no doubt your "young man" will be feeling "down" if this camp classic hits the airwaves. Songs like 'Y.MC.A' and 'In The Navy' are certainly not arousing, nor will they inspire intimacy. Stick to the sultry sounds of more erotic artists.
R.E.M.
'Everybody Hurts' yes, but do you really want that kind of pain creeping into the bedroom? R.E.M. were one of the first alternative rock bands and their songs really will make you want to exercise the alternative if they seep into your bedroom rodeo. Sex be gone and back to the couch with you!
WHAM!
Unless you are up for some serious sexercise, 80s-style, Wham! should stay well and truly out of the bedroom. With kitsch classics like 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' and 'Last Christmas', a wham! soundtrack on your naughty nights will bring the mood right back down to a solid G-rating.
The Lonely Island
While this trio are hilarious, the crass nature of their lyrics really isn't conducive to seduction or sensuality. Hits like 'Dick in a box,' Jizz in my pants' and 'I Just Had Sex' are definitely likely to make you feel dirty - but not in a good way!
Enya
no. Just no! Enya is responsible for ethereal, annoying and oh-so-boring songs like 'Orinoco Flow' (a.k.a. Sail Away) and 'Only Time' (the one you hear at funerals). Needless to say- not a winner in the sack!
Celine Dion
Talk about corny! if it doesn't make you laugh, you'll likely cry. Celine Dion could, quite possibly, be the worst artist to make love to. Imagine, if you will, you are getting closer and closer to climax. You're teasing each other, peaking in unison until, suddenly, you hear the pennywhistle solo from 'my heart will go on' from Titanic. Let me assure you, nothing will deflate you quicker.